Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Baby Gender Old Wives Tales test 1!

Since my anatomy and gender scan is only a mere torturous 6 days away, why not do some old wives tales gender predictors!! How exciting!


1) Is your hair full of body, with a lusterous shine
or is it thin and stringy, and makes you want to whine?
shiny and full bodied

2) For the next question, you need to look to your legs,
there down there somewhere, a little voice said.
Is your hair growing faster, could you make your own braids?
Or is it the same as before you were preg?
same before I was preg

3) How about your nails, my pregnant friend
Are they growing stronger and fast like the wind?
Or is the growth about the same as before
no changes at all, which can be quite a bore.
faster and stronger

4) When you wake in the morn are you green at the gills?
Unable to rise from your bed without being ill?
Or are you a lucky one who morning sickness has missed,
and you spend your mornings in a state of happy bliss?
"bliss for being missed"

5) Look at your cravings, for I'm told they will tell
the gender of your unborn child as well...
Is it sour taste that makes your day?
and lemons, and pickles keep you on your happy way?
Or do you find yourself craving sweets,
and always looking around for a nice little treat?

6) When you look in the mirror at your tush (that's your rear)
Do you find that it's growing in size? OH DEAR!

7) How about your feet? (No, not do they stink)
To answer this question, I need you to think Way back to your pre pregnancy days...
Are your feet colder now or were they always this way?
not colder

8) *swisha swisha swisha swhisa*
goes baby's little heart
already full of love for you right from the start,
But if you wish to use it, to help you see your fate,
you will need to look at baby's sweet heart rate!
Is heart rate below 139 or above 140?
above 140

9) In Florida, they call Orange Juice, liquid gold or sunshine,
Do you find now that you're pregnant, you crave it more of the time?

10) High or Low? Which way does baby go?
Are you carrying high as the sky?
Or is your baby resting low?
i say EVEN, but i'll say low as I have some lower round ligament stretch feelings

11) Is your tummy shaped more like the watermelon for the picnic?
Or the beach ball for the beach?
This way of guessing baby's gender Is right within in your reach
Reach out now and feel your tummy,
Do you think bounce or do you think yummy?
Gene thinks watermelon

12) Kick to the left
Kick to the right
Stand up Sit Down,
Fight Fight Fight
So which way does your future soccer player kick most often?
Right or Left?
Haven't felt movement, but since I kick right, i'll say Right

13) High or low again, here we go...
Is your baby kicking high (in the ribs)
or are they kicking low? (in the stomach)?
again, haven't felt movement, i'll say low as my fundus is still low

14) To answer this question glance over at Dad,
Is he gaining weight in sympathy with you?
If so, that's a right gentlemanly thing to do!
yes! haha

15) During pregnancy you gain weight all over the place,
but to answer this question can you see it in your face?
not in my opinion

60% chance
of a boy

40% chance
of a girl

Congratulations! The old wives tales indicate that you are having a boy!

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